Getting Back at Toll Free
ok i was spending the night at my frinds house and we were playing video games when a toll free called i though "this is a good chance to try out my little kid voice" so i answered it in my little kid voice me: hello?t.f:hello this is john from directv and are your parents home (lolz he bought it!) me: no they're not here right now.t.f: ok i'll call back later,b-me: wait wait wait don't go...wat's your favorite color?t.f: uhhh purpleme: (trying not to laugh) COOL MINES GREEN!!t.f: i got to go right now bye!me:OK BYE I LOVE YOU CALL BACK SOON OK?me and my friend rolfed...but he never did call back... :(
Just Plain Oblivious!
ok well i didnt actually preform the prank, but my good friend did..ok so my church group goes to Charleston, SC almost every spring break for a mission trip, well my friends and i were in our rooms talking and one of my friends,lets call her sal asked my friend (lets call her jane) if she could make her bed for her, now jane is a huge prankster, so sal was kind of asking for it, well jane short sheeted sal's bed right in front of sal, well jane made it look pretty nice, so sal got in and got stuck and was like what in the world, and the rest of us were just cracking up laughing cause she was so oblivious!!
Hide and Seek
we were at my friends bday party and we said lets play hide and seek. so my friend runs and hides in the bathroom and then we got a jump rope and tied it to the door and the door across the hall so the door was stuck and then we waited a cople of minutes and then we started yelling aly aly aksonfree like so she would come out and then she started freaking our cause the door wouldn't open and we came to help her and pretended that we couldn't open the door. it was pretty funny
The Fake Wisconsiner
Me and my friend we prank calling a kid from our class and we were sure we got the right number so we called and then the person picked up and we said "Hi, you looked great today! And Olivia likes you!" The person (kid in my class) hung up and then called again, but we didn't know it was him. He was screaming and cursing and getting angry then we said "Who are you?" And then he was like "WHO IS OLIVIA? I AM FROM WISCONSIN!"
One day me and my friend Keeli prank called this woman from the front desk at a hospital,and keeli made a fake appointment. About ten minutes later, that same woman called us back and said she would call the police on us. So, keeli said to the lady that we were only 6 so the lady said,"i wont call the police, but just be careful next time.(we really were 9)
Wake up and taste the coffee
i was reely bored in my house so i put salt in the sugar bowl the next day my grampa came over and wanted coffee he always has milk and sugar it wasnt until he took a sip he was sick but i saw the funny side.
My friend Landon was spending the night at my house and we were really bored and decided to try the "water bucket over the door prank but neither of us really remembered how so we just filled a BIG metal bucket we found in my basement with water and cracked the door a little so it would stay. We called one of my neighbors and asked if they wanted to come over and play Rock Band and when they came in the door the whole bucket fell on their head [like 25pounds at least] they were knocked out cold so we closed the door and waited until they finally woke up and made them promise not to tell. i still don't think they told anyone..
At my new year party, one of my frinds acted like she was sleepwalking and she would hit and grab people it was really fun! Then at another party, she did the same thing and she threw a pillow and broke my lamp!
I'm a Senior!
Ok, so, there was this guy in my high school who was a Junior. But, he convinced everyone that he was a Senoir. Literally everyone, the students, teachers, and administration. All just to get Senior privelidges (like leaving class early and getting lunch first) If anyone asked him he would just say that the records and yearbook were a mistake and that he really was a Senior. And he actually kept it up for a whole year, everyone believed him. Then when graduation came he finally told everyone. And the best part is that he didnt get in any trouble because he had actually pulled it off.
Scary Friends at a Party
i was throwing a party and my friends were just sitting on the stairs and some were on the couch watching tv. it was a boring party but until later on... anyways i got really bored and my friend had a cup of water.. i was standing behind the stairs waiting to scare him cause it would've been funny seeing him scared... he was walking down the stairs when i jumped out and scared him.. the water he had spilled all over him and he was choking on the water he had in his mouth.. i was laughing so hard i fell on the ground... hahah good times.
Me and my cousin were really bored, and her brother Christopher was asleep, so we decided to put make up all over his face. We put on lipstick,eyeshadow,and scribbled all over his face with some lipstick also!! Then we put a little tiny stuffed animal around his arm LOL!! And when he woke up he was sooo mad!!
Stupid Call (LOL)
Me and my friend Nevada got bored outside, so we decided to prank call a boy that went to our school. Nevada got her cell phone, and called him. He didn't pick up so Nevada left a message telling how much "Georgilina" loves him. The next day at school he was asking everybody who Georgilina is. Once me and Nevada told him, we were cracking up laughing. LOL!!
Sucker! Ha Ha
i was in the bathroom and i let a huge fart go and it smelled really bad. Then i closed the door and told my sister if she had lost money because there was some in there. She went in and took a big whiff and ran out while i was laughing.
i told a boy if jack was stuck on the roof would you help (jack off) and he said yes
Me and my sister were home alone on april fools and desided to prank my grandparents. We called them and I dropped my shoe on the ground and my sister screamed at my grandparents on the phone that someone broke in. We hung up and laughed about it. Then I decided that it was a little mean so we called back but no one answered. 5 minutes later cops, and an ambulence arrived at our house. Turns out they took our joke seriously. Good thing we didnt get in trouble with the police. We just got a lecture and a months grounding.Oops!
Last Day of Work
One of my former co-workers was employed by a supermarket. So, on his last night, a bunch of us that still worked there put shaving cream, plastic wrap, and used car spray paint all over his truck. He saw it and laughed. We ended up getting written up, but it was still funny!
Okaii, well i was graduating from high school and it was the last day so my class and me decided to play a prank. We all got together and bought 3 chickens. We numbered them 1,2 and 4, the next day we let them lose in the school. the principal along with all the teachers were freaking out, they eventually found all 3 chickens, but since they were numberes 1,2 and 4 they thought number 3 was missing. we ended up staying at school until 5:30 that day. And they called some animal control to find the number 3.
I'm a sophomore and some of my friends sit at two tables outside. One day, some senior guys tried to take the table before anyone got out. My friend was already sitting on it and would move! Then the other guys came out and tried to take the table back. But the senior guys ended up getting it. The next day our friend hayden brought some chains with locks on them. They took their table back chained it to the founntain with the other table! Then they went to the senior guys two tables and flipped them over and chained them to the fence! My friend owen hide the key in the sole of his shoe! it was the funniest thing ever! (apparantly the teachers didn't think so though cuz the seniors got the tables back!)
Okay one time we had this really stupid mean sub that we totally hated and he made us put our heads down for like 2 hours no joke and i decided to pass this note aroud the class and it said everyone be loud and start like yelling and being annoying to piss off the teacher at 2:00 and every1 did and every 5 minutes we would do it all over again and we were just being totally obnoxious and he went to go tell another teacher and she wasn't in her room so he went to go tell the vice principle and he wasn't there either so he came back into the class room with a pissed off look on his face and we were acting all angelic and he looked relieved then 15 mins later we did the same thing and started yelling happy new years even tho it was february! and the sub started to cry and he was an 65 year old man wow lol and after school i went up to him talking all fast and i was twitching and i was like s- sorry i was act- acting like that i j-just forgot
to t-take my pills this morning! and ran off and i was like i hope you never come back and the next day the principle was in our room and was talking to us and was starring at me the whole time! lol
So, one day i went to school and tied some string to a card and taped it to the top of my enemys locker, he screamed, because he was afraid of anything to do with magic or illusions, which i enjoy showing my classmates.