I came to a park after my friend called me, and she and another one of her friends were prank calling random people. My friend asked me if I knew anyone who deserved to be pranked. There was an idiotic emo kid whom I completely disliked, so we called him. I said "Dead puppies," and hung up. He called back, so I answered the phone, saying, "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I help you?" There was a brief pause, then he said "What?" I hung up and didn't answer the calls anymore.
Stalkin' my best friend
Me and one of my friend were really bored once, so we found a spare sim card and put it in my phone. Then we texted my other friend saying things like 'hello Holly... I know where you live'. It was really funny and she didn't know it was us for ages!! She did eventually find out.... she really had a go at us!!
one day me and my sis went to the beach. she is terrified of sharks, so i went and borrowed a shark fin from my frend and then i swam after her with it. she thought it wuz a real shark and then she was like gurl i will kill u after she found out it wuz me. me and my frend were hysterical with laughter. my sister makes me do everything for her bcuz of that prank. if i dont do sumthing for her she says she'll tell our parents about it and i wuz like no way. our parents ended up hearin about it and they just laffed and laffed. eventually my sis saw the funny part of it all and she ended up laffin 2. she sometimes still gets mad at me bcuz i rote up the story and put it evrywhere at our skool and evryone wuz teazin her about it. it wuz so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One time I got so mad at my dad, that one day, before he goes to work, he took my phone away. And I was only texting untill like 1am. on a school day, which is early!! So while he was in the shower, I took a rubberband and put it on the the little sprayer we have on the sick, I really don't know what it is called, but it helps with the dishes! But I put it around there so when he turns it on to get some water, it will spray him. It was so funny. Than I said that's what you get for taking away my phone, and he just kept it for another week. But it was worth it!!
so my best friend had a birthday party but one of our friends couldn't come because she had to go to Mexico with her dad and a college track team and she knew who was all going to the party so (me, my best friend amber, abby, seth, and amber's boyfriend devan) before she left she told us not to get into trouble while she was gone because she didn't want to miss anything. when she got back a week later we told her amber was pregnant and told everyone who was at the party to go along with it and they did. andrea believed us for almost two weeks and then amber accidentally told her
so at the end of my 6th grade year (a while ago) me and my friend decided to bring in a whole bunch of stuff to scare my one teacher but to get the stuff to his class i had to take it through a few other classes and one of my teachers was really scared of snakes and i didnt know that and at the end of her class she saw my fake snake and started acreaming and yelled for everyone to get out of her classroom.
Grad Prank Failed
Well it was the end of the school year and the only prank that was pulled that day was baby powder! Baby powder being poured on people isn't exactly the best prank of the year so I had to whip up something quick. I asked my friend if I could borrow his water gun, changed into a different hoodie, and changed my pants and shoes then grabbed a small duffel bag then ran up a set of my school steps went to a nice vantage point by the library and had a nice view of the cafeteria they couldn't see my prepping the water gun and the only problem was this girl that kept on walking by with a poster board and when she went away I unzipped the duffel and pulled out the water gun the best thing about it was that there were no cameras on the second level so I was like what the hell I whipped it out gave the water gun a few pumps stood overt the wooden rail thing spotted a bunch of people buying some candy and what not so I aimed I was a hell of a
shot and then I pulled on the trigger and then all that came out was a small dribble I quickly ducked gave the stupid piece of crap a few more pumps jumped up pulled the trigger and the stupid dribble I shook it, it was still full so I ducked down and then put it back in the duffel bag brought it to my friend who quickly pointed out the problem the stupid nozzle was between two of the stupid hole things this made me feel stupid and really embarrassed.
one time i prank called my ex boyfriend. he answered and i said hi this is alica flipper and i work at tj max it seems you have left your bra's and thongs at the counter , we would like u to come pick them up. there is a lacy cheetah bra and a polka dot bra i think there sized D. and there a 2 lacy pink thongs thank u. i got off the phone and started cracking up lol. it was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
one night i had my friends courtney and camron over to stay the night and once megan and courtney fell asleep me and camron started eating cookies in my room and as we started eating the last two cookies i knew my mom and dad would notice so me and camron put one cookie in megan and cortneys hands and put the box in their room and in the morning they got in trouble.
The 7 Eleven "robber"
once my friend Ilse was at my house and we were like really bored so we decided 2 prank call some ppl from my quince, so i called my friend matt and when he answered i started screaming at him... y did u do it! OMG matt your so stupid! your gonna get arrested! what is your freakkin problem matt!!! and all this stuff and he kept askin me what he did, and i told him your all over the freakin news matt!!!!! i asked him, ok matt tell me the truth, did u rob the 7 eleven? and he was like NO! and i was like they caught u on camera and they said that the police r on their way 2 ur house! i swear he started paniking Bcuz he had just left walking from the 7eleven with his friends! then he asked me did that person look like me and i was like yea! he was tall he looked exactly like u and he was wearing a red shirt! (i had seen him at school earlier and remembered the color shirt he was wearing... smart huh?!?! lol) he was telling me maria i
swear 2 u i didnt do that u know me maria plz beleive me! and all this, so i look over at Ilse who has the other phone and she's on the floor rolling around laughing! so then i kept goin at the prank for a good while. matt was totally freaked and ready to call his mom, and i couldn't hold it anymore so finally i burst out laughing, then he screamed at me, MARIA THIS ISINT FUNNY THE POLICE R ON THEIR WAY 4 ME IM SCARED, ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! so finally i controlled my laughter enough to tell him it was all a prank and Ilse was with me. he lowered his voice and told me AHHH!! UR A JERK MARIA, and i just kept on laughing while he told his freinds it was just a joke. then he came back on the phone and said not cool maria and that made me laugh even more and i said its cuz we love u matt, we gotta keep u on ur feet!! so he laughed and was like ok, well now i gotta go and get home b4 some cops go by and i start screaming and run away! haha he was kidding but we hung up and Ilse and i stayed laughing 4 a good 30 min!
One day me and my friend were texting my guy friend and he didn't know this number was my cell because he got a new phone and changed his number. So he said, "Who is this!?" and I said mia blah blah remember me i used to live next to you and i was bff with your friend natalie. So he txts natalie to send a pic of her to remind him. So we send him a hot girl on myspace and he RIGHT AWAY txts my number and says "Hey i member you now" then after a few talking to him he asks if she was single i say no and he says oh same blah blah we felt so guilty that he'd never talk to us again cause we are bffs so we told him the truth and he knew it was us cause it didn't make sense.
At cheer camp one year I had to share a dorm with three other girls. I didnt know 2 of them but we ended up being really cool. One night one of the girls took a shower while wearing a huge bandanna to cover her hair and she looked like Harriet Tubman. We started calling her that and after her shower she left the bathroom and I threw a milk dud in the toilet then told everyone she left a turd in there. Everyone believed me. It was comical. She wasn't mad she just laughed a lot and denied it. All the girls referred to her as Harriet and I never failed to mention her turd every time I saw her.
Prank Call to Office Depot
My brother and I were really bored so we decided to prank call someone. So we looked around our house to find any random phone number that we could find. Then we found the phone number to Office Depot. My brother is the one who did the prank call, I was in the background laughing my head off. The person is like hello and he made his voice deeper than usual. He's like yeah i used one of your pens and it exploded on my shirt. The lady is like what? Then he said I was using a pen that I bought from Office Depot. Is there anything that I can use to clean it off. The lady is like ok....I'll check. It was so funny!! The lady probably figured out that it was a prank call after we hung up.
Glow In the Dark Nail Polish
Me and My step-sister did this maybe 4 years ago to my Dad. He was asleep on the couch around 5:00 PM, so my sister got the idea to paint his toenails with this clear Glow in the Dark nail polish, So we did, and when he awoke the next time, he shuffled off to bed telling us to get to bed, so of course we did a few minutes later we heard him screaming about his toenails glowing and we got a good laugh about that all night, Lol
There was this one time my step family and my dad and me went to Myrtle Beach. When we got there we stayed at the crappiest motel in the city. My step Mom was freaking out cause the motel was so gross. So my dad my step sis's and me bought a fake roach and tied fishing wire to it. we scampered it across the floor and my step Mom flipped. We laughed about it for ever!
Best Pizza Ever
haha. so a few days ago at this campground my family goes to. My friend Dylan and i were bored and decided to piss off the people we hate. this one kid i HATE was our "prey". we used the pay phone and got eight $20 pizzas delivered to their campsite number. they looked preeetttyyyy surprised when they had to pay $160.00!!! the REALLY funny part is that the delivery guy threatened to beat them up if he din't get a tip!!!
I had a sleepover with 7 of my friends. One of my friends, Gabby fell asleep at 5:30 in the morning and the rest of us 6 were all awake. we decided to get some of my mom's lipsticks and draw all over her with lipstick. and we put the word loser on her forhead!! it was really funny!! and when she woke up there was lipstick smeared all over her forhead and arm and pillow!! She got soo mad in the morning but it was hilarious!
So it was my friend's birthday so after we ate dinner he drove me back to his friend's house. When i got out of the car my friend sneaked silly string into my pocket and we walked around to the driver's side. For some perfect reason he was turned around so he couldn't see us to grab something when one of his friends popped a popper and he jumped to turn around and then a whole mob of us sprayed him down from head to toe with silly sting. Then all the sudden he started running and everyone got tackled to the ground. It was the best birthday ever! HAHA!
The Cup, and My Dad,"One time, I decided to pull a prank on my dad. I filled a cup with water and held it up to the ceiling. When he came by, I said it was a science experiment and that I needed him to hold it up to the ceiling by putting it in between the end of the broom and the ceiling. He did. I walked away, and HA HA! He was stuck there or else the water would spill on him!"
I was at the cinema when this really sad film was on and i was nearly crying but then i had a really mischeivious idea so i got off my seat and layed on the floor and burst out laughing the lights turned on and everything ... so i was still laughing when the security guy was looking all over the cinema i secretly got up and sat on my seat and they asked me if i saw who was lauging all i said was "It was on the film"... they just stared at me lookin puzzled!