O.K. I was at my friend Claire's house and it was like me her and like ten other people. Well anyway me and Claire were the only two up at like 12-1 in the morning. (it was like early for us tho) so we decided to call Sonic and iHop. So when we did we were all like (in a really old lady voice) "Ummm... yes i have a problem getting the turkey in the oven" (at this point one of us went gobble gobble) then we went "is it suposed to have the feathers on it when you put it in" then one of us went "MOM!!! I can't catch it.HELP!!!" then we hung up and called back like 9 hours later
Take ur Clothes Off!
so to make a long story short I called my best guy friend and pretend to b some1 else and i asked him if he wanted to come over to make out. he said yes so i gave him the address to my bffn house! he went there and kissed her! she kicked him out! then she called me and told me everything! she still doesnt know that i sent him to her house!
my brother was sleeping so we took face glitter and whipped cream and put it on his hand and tickled his nose and poof u no the rest.
One day I was sleeping over at a friend's house there was this girl there that me and my friends didn't really like. So we decided to slumber her. My friend got her mom's make-up kit and we put it all over her face! Then when we finished she turned over! We thought we were in trouble because it would be all over the pillow, but it wasn't (we knew because she turned back over). It wasn't on the pillow or her face. It just disappeared!
I once had an awesome idea to turn the shower head so the water would go to the person turning on the water (a.k.a my brother) would get soaked. He turned on the water and splat. Water splashed on him and all over the floor. I never admited it was me, and he is still wondering about who did it. LoL
One time i was by myself so i called my bff kayla to come over so she came over and this really HOT guy named brandon has an older sister named brandi who went out with kayla's older brother so she knew where he lived so we called and ordered pizza hut and ordered them pizza and brandon was home alone and the Pizza Hut people delivered his pizza and then we called him (he likes me so i have his phone number) and asked what he was doing and he says eating pizza that he didn't order and we told him that we knew who ordered it we told him it was a girl named tahsa (she used to be my best friend) and he called her and we were on and he was like why did you order me pizza and she goes what are you talking about so we hang up and the next day he asks me out just to make her jealous. (she loves him) boo hoo for me but it was funny.LOL :)
One summer night me and my friends were DDD people in the other 2 cul_ de_ sacs and we rang this old guys one he steps out and says "You kids you know that's a good way to wake someone up come on out from behind that car im cool with it (obtw the guy was like 56) and my friend Kristy made this humungous loudly fart and we all started giggling and then one other friend said 1 2 3 and we ran out from behind that car back to KCs house.
My family is a member of a camping group, and my uncle pulls pranks on my cousins and me all the time, so one campout, we decided to get him back. When he was sleeping, we diverted water from my camper to a sprinkler, which we then put into his tent. Needless to say, he started planning his revenge about 2 minutes after he woke up.
one night i got a old gorilla mask and a baseball bat.i put the bat in front of my brothers face and i put the mask on the top of the bat with the face facing my brother.then when he woke up he screamed at the top of his lungs!the best part was i never got caught.
Revenge is Sweet
So i'm going to do some payback to my brother Wayne so i got a whole bunch of stuff to prank him. First i put duck tape on his mouth then i put slime (eggs,green food coloring baking powder and viniger) up his nose then i glued his feet to the bed. it took all of our other containers of viniger to get it off.
Dolls That Come To Life!
My friend name Meghan pranked my other friend Rachel on a tv show called Prank Patrol. Meghan pranked Rachel by taking her to a doll store and asking her to help her pick out a doll as a present for her sister. While they were looking at dolls, a weird lady came in chanting some sort of spell. As soon as she left the lights started to flicker and dolls came popping off of shelves and one big doll actually stood up with her arms in front of her walking towards Rachel. She was scared out of her mind! The prank was a great success!
Two Places at Once
My friend invited me to her house the night of her brother's birthday party. That night all the boys were camping out in a tent in the back yard. They had the back porch light on. She grabbed a huge handful of clothes and went outside and I was standing by the light switch and on our cell phones we counted down 3, 2, 1 then she threw the clothes at the tent and I turned on and off the light. She said the boys were yelling "Are they inside or outside?". It was hilarious.
ok one day me and my sister went to Oklahoma and before we went my dad told me to tell my uncle he needs to teach me soccer and i told my dad he can't so my dad started to teach me and I sucked (not really i pretended) so i told my dad that u could teach me soccer when we come back and I lied to my dad so i went to Oklahoma he started to teach me and when i came back i beat my dad in soccer telling him that i tought myself.
ok so me and my friend Baylie were jumpin on the trapoline and then it got super quite and so we listend and we heard a cat like scream so we bolted inside and locked all the doors and windows and there was no1 else at the house so we just sat on the couch waiting 4 something to happen and than the doorbell rang and no1 ever used the front door they always used the side door, anyways so it was ringing constantly and we jumped behind the couch and then they stared banking on the door and so Baylie ran up 2 the door opened it and bolted back to the couch and it was Colt [her bro] and Ragen [his bro] scaring us!!!!
once me and my two friends were having a party at one of my friends's house. We got a little bored so we decided to ding-dong ditch the neighbors. One of my friends told me and my other friends to hide in the bushes while he ran up and rang the doorknob. We waited and the teenage girl came out and we thought we were safe until she said, " hmmm i wonder who did that," "maybe the ones behind the bushes." Once she said that we got up and ran and we laughed hysterically for the rest of the night.! So funny!!!<3
So once I was at my friends party and we decided to prank call people. I had to call my crush's ex girlfriend Hannah who still liked him. When I picked up, it was her mom. I told her that I was calling about strange screaming noises coming outside a window last Friday when her parents were out of town. Her mom freaked. Hannah was grounded for a month. I felt bad about it. Maybe I took the joke a little to far.
So me and my two friends were hanging out and we decided to prank call someone cause we were so bored. We looked through our school phone book and then found this kids number. We called him and his family was all like Hello, Smith residence this is Evan speaking, and we pretended like we were one of his friends. We had this man voice and were like heyyy Evann comme over mann im sooo bored. And he was like yeahh man i'll come. We hung upp and were laughing so hard. We still don't know what happened after that.
one time i was really bored so i decided to scare my sister since she was using the computer i though i would go in the back of the chair and say ahh!!!so when i did it i said ahhh!!!my sister was so scared she didn't see me she just slapped me like if it was a stranger it was funny!
Soup Eye Shadow
once when i was at joen and edds i was eating soup while my sister was putting on eye shadow. My sister was sitting next to me so i didnt notice that me sister was dumping eye shadow in my soup. so i ate eye shadow. My sister told me that she put eye shadow in my soup when we got inside the car.I almost through up.
April Fools Day
It was April Fools and I was thinking of a prank to do on my family. I taped the spray hose on the sink so if someone turned it on they would get sprayed. I told my little brother to turn on the sink and he did. but he started crying because he got his favorite shirt wet. He ran into his room crying ,then my mom forgot the sink was still taped and she got sprayed too!!