Okay one time we had this really stupid mean sub that we totally hated and he made us put our heads down for like 2 hours no joke and i decided to pass this note aroud the class and it said everyone be loud and start like yelling and being annoying to piss off the teacher at 2:00 and every1 did and every 5 minutes we would do it all over again and we were just being totally obnoxious and he went to go tell another teacher and she wasn't in her room so he went to go tell the vice principle and he wasn't there either so he came back into the class room with a pissed off look on his face and we were acting all angelic and he looked relieved then 15 mins later we did the same thing and started yelling happy new years even tho it was february! and the sub started to cry and he was an 65 year old man wow lol and after school i went up to him talking all fast and i was twitching and i was like s- sorry i was act- acting like that i j-just forgot
to t-take my pills this morning! and ran off and i was like i hope you never come back and the next day the principle was in our room and was talking to us and was starring at me the whole time! lol
So, one day i went to school and tied some string to a card and taped it to the top of my enemys locker, he screamed, because he was afraid of anything to do with magic or illusions, which i enjoy showing my classmates.
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It Was My 8th Birthday Party i had a few friends (one a girl) for a sleepover there was callum, emily, jamie, chris and tobious anuway. everyone was asleap when me and my friend callum woke up. we dicided it would e a good idea to roll jamie on top of the girl (emily) so we did and the next morning we were woken by a scream "GET THE HELL OFF ME"lol XD
House on fire!
Me and my friends were playing manhunt with a bunch of kids froom m nabhorhood and this really good gy was on the other team. To get him to loose, we told him his house was on fire and he actully believed us!!! LOLZ
Freddy Krueger Prank LMAO!
One Time When Me And My Best Mate Ben Were At My Cousins House. We Decided To Prank Him with a Freddy Mask. Since It was about 2:00 in the afternoon, we decided to go to a costume shop and buy a Freddy outfit. Ben wore the costume (including realistic mask) and I attached a speaker to him and went into the bathroom. My Cousin was watching Freddy vs Jason at the time (What Chance :P) and we turned off the lights and Ben ran in and I talked. My cousin kept shouting "I'LL JOIN YOU JUST DONT HURT ME!" and "PLEASE, I HAVENT BEEN TO CANADA YET!!!" He, Ben And I Were Peeing ourselves luaghing (my cousin was of fright though). Then he got revenge on us the next day with fake blood in my bed cuz im scared of bleeding! Thats it ( For Now...)"Prank Perfect Attandance card,I was at school and my friends and I got a crazy idea so I put on the attendance card (u get thouse if u are there all week and they draw your name to win a prize) so I
put Hugh Jass on it and the principal read it. It was a good joke
Me and my friend Chelsey were bored so we're like ok lets prank call someone.We dialed a random number and it was Verizon.This dude goes hello Verizon and we were lik singing Happy Birthday to him it got him SO irratated!Then we were like thats fun lets do it again!So we dialed her moms number and we were like Hello and there like who is this and she goes you called me and we were like no u called us and shes like i dont get it and we're like trust us and she goes okay.
me, my brother, and my 3 cuzins was eating dinner....and me my brother and 2 of my cuzins already used the salt and pepper.....well my little cuzin was doin some thing so i hurried up and took the salt shakers lid like almost all the way off......and then she took it and when to go shake it on her food and the lid and ALL the salt went in her food lol (the salt shaker was like almost full to the tippy top to)....it was soooo funny...i almost peed my pants lol
My bffs and I really "hate" this girl a grade younger than us. Her name is Teresa. Well, we pranked her at this slumber party we had. Well she answered the phone and we pretended to be this girl in our class that gets along with her, Brittney. We were like Hi Teresa this is Brittney. We should hang out sometime soon. Then Teresa said hold on. Whem she came back, we were like hey its Mariah. (Mariah is one of the bffs) And Teresa had this mad tone I know. Then she was like saying this stuff about us and I said Well first of all you are so full of yourself and then her dad came on while I was saying that. Then we hung up and were freaked out! Like the next month her mom came in crying saying that we have a I Hate Teresa Club cause appearently Teresa had a I Hate...some club. So we kinda got in truble at school for it when it happened at home. :[
So this is taken off of the show "The Office". My friends Ashley and Melissa went to a hockey game recently. Well Melissa looks like one of the opposing players' wife. So they went into the visiting teams' dressing room and they switched all the blue tooth phones they could. Also switched the phones from English to Russian. Still to this day the opposing team hasn't figured it out.
Me and my friend jacob were having a sleepover and i didn't like my mom's boyfriend who lived with us and i said lets pull a prank on him. So we took frosting and put it in a brown paper bag and put my mom's boyfriend's name on it and put the bag on the computer chair. We had done it at like 3:30 in the morning so we slept and when we woke up he was like you put dog poop in here we laughed for practically an hour it was soo halarious!
In the summer of 2007 I went on a trip to the United Kingdom and Southern Ireland with a group of other high school students. Well me and my best friends got a great idea in Dublin, Ireland. We were at the hotel and decided to play "Ding Dong Ditch" on the guys. So as we were walking through the narrow hallway we knocked on their door and RAN!!! However there were 3 of us and it was a old hotel with small hallways. We got caught!!! Ben (one of the guys) came out of the room furious with us and saying he was going to tell the leader. The leader found out, however John (Ben's friend, also our friend) talked Ben into not giving out any names. So these other guys got into trouble!!! We felt so bad we went out and bought them candy.
Pranks In The Store
Once me and my cousin Andrew were in a store. We are like brother and sister together and have a knack for pulling pranks!!! Well in the store I was like "Hey Andy! I've got an idea!" Now mind you we are both in our late teens. He's like Okay what is it?!" So I tell him and he thinks it's a great idea!!! Now wanna know what the idea was??? We hide in the clothing racks at the store and said "Pick me! Pick me!" And "DON'T LET THEM SUCK YOU IN TOO!!!" All the while slightly shaking the clothes!!! It was so funny the lady had no clue what was going on!!!
So me and my cousin were EXTREMELY bored... so after a while we decided to go to the pool.When we saw our aunt we went running and got some blue food coloring.When our aunt wasn't looking,we mixed the food coloring with the sunblock and ran back to the hotel room.When she came back,she looked like a blueberry and she cracked up when she saw herself in the mirror.He he.
My cousins: Jason, Mike and John used to put all my other cousin John's underwear in the sink and then put them in the freezer. He said he used to microwave them so he would have underwear for school XD
well me and my friend were at my house one day while I was grounded, and we were really bored cuz it was summer and I wasn't even allowed to have her over, but yeah, we called her other friend's little sister, and her mom picked up, and I didn't know what to do, cuz I thought it'd be the sister, so I started talking in Korean, and the mom started freaking out, cuz I was yelling at her and stuff, and she got her husband and he started yelling at me and I pretended to cry over the phone and hung up, it was so funny...yupyup..good times.
Hahhaha, once it was my friends bdday sleepover and we went to her house..and we were soo bored that we decided to prank call random people..so..we randomnly dialed a 7 digit number and got this man to pick up, we were like "hello, how are u sir?" he said "im good,whoes this" One of my frends said.. "u shouldnt be good..COS UR FIRED!"he was like"wTF!!!"and we hung up..that man called back and my frends father picked up and got told off because of us! but..we still enjoyed!
Ok one night me and my friend where home alone, we where really bored, so we went outside. we saw some guy from our school named RJ we started following him and making noises like..RRRRR...JJJJ and j man! he started running and we followed him to his house.he ran to his room and we started to throw rocks at it. I seriously think he peed his pants~!
This Happened 5 yers Before We (3 of us) Were Sittin in our Class room And Math period was Goin on So one of Our friends had to go to loo he so, he took permission From the teacher and went. So me and my friend got an devilish idea of rubbing off his home work so, we rubbed it and when he came back he said "holy crap, who has done this" and on other hand we were laughing he saw us and told the teacher. We were punished but it was very funny
Once, when I was very young, my cousin and my sister were like, "Hey you want some milk?" and I said yes so they handed me the milk and started giggling. I took a sip. They were laughing louder. "It tastes...salty..." I said. They were on the floor laughing. They had poured a bunch of salt in my milk!
At lunch one day, we had grilled cheese sandwiches and i had eaten half of it and this one kid next to me asked for the other half. I said no but they begged and i still kept saying no. After a couple minutes and i really didn't want the grilled cheese, i turned around licked it, and told the kid i didn't want it and he could have it. He took it willingly and took a bite. I was sitting there covering my mouth laughing and he looked at me and was like watd u do to it?!?!?!? l8er at lunch he found out and was spittin all over his tray, and gave me back the grilled cheese...