Best Pizza Ever
haha. so a few days ago at this campground my family goes to. My friend Dylan and i were bored and decided to piss off the people we hate. this one kid i HATE was our "prey". we used the pay phone and got eight $20 pizzas delivered to their campsite number. they looked preeetttyyyy surprised when they had to pay $160.00!!! the REALLY funny part is that the delivery guy threatened to beat them up if he din't get a tip!!!
I had a sleepover with 7 of my friends. One of my friends, Gabby fell asleep at 5:30 in the morning and the rest of us 6 were all awake. we decided to get some of my mom's lipsticks and draw all over her with lipstick. and we put the word loser on her forhead!! it was really funny!! and when she woke up there was lipstick smeared all over her forhead and arm and pillow!! She got soo mad in the morning but it was hilarious!
So it was my friend's birthday so after we ate dinner he drove me back to his friend's house. When i got out of the car my friend sneaked silly string into my pocket and we walked around to the driver's side. For some perfect reason he was turned around so he couldn't see us to grab something when one of his friends popped a popper and he jumped to turn around and then a whole mob of us sprayed him down from head to toe with silly sting. Then all the sudden he started running and everyone got tackled to the ground. It was the best birthday ever! HAHA!
The Cup, and My Dad,"One time, I decided to pull a prank on my dad. I filled a cup with water and held it up to the ceiling. When he came by, I said it was a science experiment and that I needed him to hold it up to the ceiling by putting it in between the end of the broom and the ceiling. He did. I walked away, and HA HA! He was stuck there or else the water would spill on him!"
I was at the cinema when this really sad film was on and i was nearly crying but then i had a really mischeivious idea so i got off my seat and layed on the floor and burst out laughing the lights turned on and everything ... so i was still laughing when the security guy was looking all over the cinema i secretly got up and sat on my seat and they asked me if i saw who was lauging all i said was "It was on the film"... they just stared at me lookin puzzled!
Fake Mario/Wario Disguise
ok,my cousin and I were bored and thought of making a prank call.So,I called one of my friends who got in trouble by going to the boy's bathroom instead of the girl's and since I had a Mario and Wario like taunt I decided to play that role. While my cousin had a serious voice. So, what happened was that I called my friend and they said Hello? Then I said It`s a me Mario! Then she said GET OFF THE PHONE YOU PRANK CALLER! and hung up. Then later I came with a Wario voice and called again and said It's me WARIO!BWAHAHAHA!Then later she said SHUT UP TEN-YEAR OLDS! And hung up again. Then later my cousin came on the phone and dialed the number and said "Heh Heh Heh hey how are you doing" - Then later my friend said "DAMIT CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" Then my cousin said before you hang up the phone I want you to know...Your under arrest. Then later my friend screamed and said everything bad she done. Then we hang the phone up and
laughed our heads off
me and my bffs were at the mall and we were daring and my bff told me to follow behind someone and do what they do so i got behind a gangsta dude and he was walkin with a bunch of other dudes so i kept switchen back and forth it wus lol!
one day i went to my cousin's house and in the night we put lip gloss on him and make up on his face when he woke up he didn't realize that he had make up so he went out to the street and everybody started laughing at him and right there he realized and he never found out who did it.
He wants you
okay so well i hated this girl. so i thought i'd get to her. prevviously we were good friends so i knew a lot about her. I used that to my advantage. I emailed her pretending to be the guy she likes. I left two phone numbers, my brother's and the rejection hotline. AND SHE ACTUALLY CALLED BOTH! SHE THOUGHT THE GUY ACTUALLY LIKED HER AND WANTED TO TALK TO HER! it was SO funny. kind of a you had to be there sorta thing.
My vice principal was being a jerk. So I whipped up some fake vomit (health oatmeal with apple chunks and water) and a kid put it in his mouth for a few minutes, and in the chaos of the end of lunch, walked behind her, she turned around and started walking, and as soon as she began walking past him he turned around..and BLEH! allllll over her leg and her mini skirt! Yeah, I love the way I counter bully people.
ExLax!,I'm 14. Awhile ago we were on a trip to New York City. Unfortunately, a big jerk had to sleep in our room (it was a field trip) After 2 days of his bitchin' I decided it was time to take action. During a Broadway show I slipped 3 ExLax pills into his drink. Everyone was in on it so they would say to him, "Feelin kinda crappy?" or "Smooth move, ExLax!" It was soooo funny with the explosive diarrhea in the middle of the night! Also, he was being an jerk in music class, so i dumped a whole bottle of baby powder into his trumpet while a few buddies of mine distracted him. When the director started, white powder was spraying EVERYWHERE! Also, someone started a random rumor that it was itching powder so he was freaking out and called his mom and went home!
Underwear and Dirty Socks
I had a few of my friends sleep over. My sister and I shared a room at the time so we just slept there. My friends and I stayed up late. My sister fell asleep. We wanted to prank her so we started putting used underwear and dirty socks on her face. She told us to stop, but we kept throwing it back at her. She got so mad that she started crying and went to sleep with my mom. She was 10 mind you.
Donate a liver today!
Well I was with my best friend one day and we were at her dads house and we were really bored so we started prank calling people. We called her grandma and asked if she could donate her liver to us because ours had gone bad and we were gonna die. so she was like IM NOT GONNA DONATE MY LIVER! she started screaming and got all mad....so later we called her back and shes like Honey ill donate my liver to u! she found out it was us but it was still rly funny!
I was at my bff's sleepover and we decided to prank some people. We called this lady and said do you want to buy some cheetoes? The lady told us to suck her foot! and hung up. An hour later, the lady called us BACK! She asked US if we wanted to buy some cheetoes!
Ok so it was April Fools day. And the day before my dad went to work. And i was home. So i went into his bathroom. Took all of his bottles and put clear tape over them. The next morning when he hopped into the shower[[3am]] he squeezed and squeezed and then he took the tape off:).
One day I was at my best friend's house for her birthday party and we decided to prank call my boyfriend. So one of the girls was like "hey let's call and say, "Hello i have heard you ordered a see through dress and a bra." So about 3 minutes after that we called my boyfriend and I forgot he had a football game!!! OH NO! Of course, he had caller ID. So one of the girls was like,"Hello this is Victoria Secret and i have heard you ordered a see through dress and a bra." We all started laughing. It was on speaker. And it wasn't my boyfriend it was his DAD!!! So we hung up and they all apoligized to me and said "Im Sorry" They thought we were ganna get in trouble. But we didn't luckily!
Hers then mine
There is this super hot guy at my school named Jake and him and my friend Sara were going out. Well I knew that it made her mad if anyone even talked to Jake without her there cause she thought you were trying to steal him. So one day I found him and we talked in secret and came up with the best prank ever. I thought I had one of the shirts that she really liked. so i told her to come by after school and before 4. So i got Jake to come to my house and when Sara came over as soon as she would walk in our room we would be pretending too make out. Well the timing was perfect but instead of pretending we got really into it and started making out for real. She was so mad but i was freakin happy. Jake wound up breaking up with Sara and going out with me. Now we make out ALL the time in front of her. We also hold hands and hug in front of her. Pranks turn out good sometimes.
O.K. I was at my friend Claire's house and it was like me her and like ten other people. Well anyway me and Claire were the only two up at like 12-1 in the morning. (it was like early for us tho) so we decided to call Sonic and iHop. So when we did we were all like (in a really old lady voice) "Ummm... yes i have a problem getting the turkey in the oven" (at this point one of us went gobble gobble) then we went "is it suposed to have the feathers on it when you put it in" then one of us went "MOM!!! I can't catch it.HELP!!!" then we hung up and called back like 9 hours later
Take ur Clothes Off!
so to make a long story short I called my best guy friend and pretend to b some1 else and i asked him if he wanted to come over to make out. he said yes so i gave him the address to my bffn house! he went there and kissed her! she kicked him out! then she called me and told me everything! she still doesnt know that i sent him to her house!
my brother was sleeping so we took face glitter and whipped cream and put it on his hand and tickled his nose and poof u no the rest.