Trees in your ponds?
ok, so @ my friends b-day party, we were playing the random game (we write down random dares or things to do on sheets of paper and draw them out to do them) well mine said "call (insert random numbers here)" and i looked at it and read it over a couple times and finally said no, and had to try to pass it off on someone or i had to put 5 atomic fireballs in my mouth for two minutes, so my friend saved my life, being the daredevil she is, and called the random number @ 12 A.M and when the person picked up, my other friend told her to ask them is they had any trees in their ponds, but somehow interpreted it as "do u have any trees in your pants?" me and ally (the one who told her to ask them) ran to the bathroom as fast as we could
Fun at the Beach
Dig a hole, put a towel over it and another next to it. tell a friend to sit on the towel on the hole while u sit on the one on the sand.
There's something on your back!
So when i was in the 5th grade there was some moldy stuff on a table outside at the school playground so i picked up a stick and held it to my friend's face and she freaked out and was like "put it down." So later in the hallway as we go back to the classroom I say "OMG that moldy stuff is on your back." One of my friends knowing what i was doing jumped in and verified it was on her back. She freaked out so much! lol then i told her it was a joke.
well, we were at my friend's house and joanne fell asleep so we took all our make-up and put it all over her! wen she woke up in the morning she had a rash! she was alergic 2 this stuff in lip gloss! luckly she forgave us!
SHE WAS OUR TEACHER!!!
okay. once we were at my friend's slumber party, and we got really bored. So all of us started ding dong ditching and throwing rocks at windows. then we ding dong ditched the house at the very top. no one answered. we tried again and she answered.we all ran,then we found out she was our math teacher Ms.Bloss!!! 2 make it worse, she screamed at us. she was all "GET OUT OF MY YARD!!" It was SOOO funny! =]
Year Round Schooling
It was April Fools day and my mom wanted to play a really good joke on me and my sister. My aunt called and told my mom a joke to play. When I got home from school on April 1st my mom had this smirk on her face. She handed me and my sister a letter with our school address on it. It said that we were going to have year round schooling. The letter looked official with the signiture and school symbol and everything. I started freakin out. My sister knew that mom was kidding cuz she was smiling and trying not to laugh. Turned out my aunt is the one who wrote the letter.
Me and my sister had just saw Most Haunted on TV Which ends at about 11 o'clock. So, I hid under my sister's bed and as she stepped past me I grabbed her ankle and she screamed! It was hilarious. Just then she went to the toilet, so I sneaked out and hid behind the bathroom door, (the toilet and bathroom are separate) and as she walked in I jumped out, yelling boo! she screamed again and jumped back. It was hilarious. Another time, we were watching the movie Signs and she ws so scared she decided to close the window. She was looking out it and I said." OMG! what's that out there?!" She jumped off the window sill and ducked under the covers all in one movement. (you have to stand on the window sill to open/close the window) (Our bed is by the window)(we have bunk beds, she sleeps on the bottom....)(hehehehehe)
Not Really Toothpaste
My cousin and i where at my uncle's house. we were bored so we replaced his toothpaste with shaving cream. he used it and he told us it tasted weird. we died laughing
We did this because it's an inside joke
but we slapped American cheese slices onto the wrap of one car and purposely soiled women's white 3XL panties and wrapped that into the second car. We wrote on both cars with window paint then sent out one of us as a decoy - which was strategically planned - to have them come out and see their cars...the pics we took were priceless. haha"
Vandalism and cars
Cars can be everyone's best and most cared for asset; for some, it becomes a hobby. I have 2 friends whom are crazy about their investment...so my cousins and myself decided to prank them. Each had saran wrap that we held between both ends of our index fingers and ran around their cars in opposite directions to cover their "baby" from cartop to exhaust.
So i waz at the pools right when this lady comes and sits near my mom. Both had only their feet in the water. so im swiming when decide i want to tickle my moms feet...i go to where i see some feet and i look at the feet and i almost hurl....all gross and nasty they looked so i thought to myself "this is not my mom's feet!" so i get out of the water and see this lady looking at me all weird and my mom laughing at me. I WAZ SOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARESSED!!!! but wat made me feel better waz that my brother had done the same thing!:)
Not the car
...ok so me and my friend were waiting 4 our moms to pick us up from skool right when this silver van passed and im like "hey isn't that ur car?"and my friends like oh crap! and she went chasing after it. finally she got in and she didnt look up to see her mom. then the lady looks at her and says "hey ur not my daughter!" and my friend comes rushing out the car almost tomatoe red. Me laughing my azz off!!!!!!!
Bertie Bots Every Flavor Bean
My best friend was having a sleep over with her cousin and they had bought some bertie bots every flavor beans. When my best friend's cousin went to sleep, my best friend put a vomit flavored bean into her cousin's open mouth. She woke up and chewed on the bean for a second, and then it was so nasty she threw up.
It was april fool's day, and I decided to prank my mom. I went into the backyard and climbed the wall and ended up getting out front. I ran to the door and rang the doorbell, then hopped back over the small wall in the front. After she opened the door, I looked over the wall and saw a cop car coming down the street. I ducked, and when I looked over again, the cop car was almost on the curb, pointing forward. I got down, then like, a minute later, I heard a voice behind me, and when I turned around the cop was standing there, his gun pointing at me. I told him what I had done, and he didn't believe me, so I had to follow him to my front door. He pounded on the door, and my mom opened it. She was mad at me, but after the cop left, she was laughing at the fact that I got caught.
it was on halloween and me and my friends just got done watching a scary movie and i told them i would be back so i went to the bathroom and called one of my friends i said in a deep voice you have 7 days to live then when i went back to the livingroom and said what did i miss and my friends said omg some person just told us we have 7 days to live i said really (one of my friends started crying) then i told them it was a prank i think they were mad but it was funny
I was sleeping over my friends house and we decided 2 prank her little sister. So in the morning she had oj. Then she went upstairs and we put butter, spices, lemon juice and coctail saucse in it! we then gave it to her and she drank it and then spit it out!!! She was really mad at us! That was fun.
My friends and i got together to watch the premiere of Camp Rock on Disney Channel. one of my friends couldn't come but we knew she was watching it with her cousin. so after the movie i called her and pretended to be Nick Jonas. the funniest part was that she thought it was her boyfriend anthony. she got so mad at him and broke up with him. later i told her it was me but she thought anthony put me up to it. they are still broken up but it was mad funny.
Taco Bell: Wrong Number
we have about the same number as Taco Bell but it's only a one letter differnce so people call us all the time asking us for Taco Bell. so one day i picked up the phone and this one dude says: "is this taco bell?" so i say: "yes may i take your order?" so the guy tells me his order and i told him: "ok we'll have it right away just pick it up here". it was really funnyOMG!,Oh this is funny.
This is a story my friends told me. So at my friends sleepover party (i couldn't stay) and were really bored. So my friend picked up the phone and called 411. This guy named Omar picked up and said hello, what do you need? So then my friend Pat said, Yeah, um I want a double cheeseburger, yeah medium rare too. Oh and can I get some fries with that. Then Omar said to them that they better hang up or else. They did but then called again. This time somebody else picked up. My friends asked for Omar and the guy said to stop prank calling and that they could get arrested. My friend didn't know what 411 was so he asked his mom. She said it's a help number and everytime you call you have to pay extra when the phone bill comes.
I work as a fireman at an airport and i just wanted to share a few pranks we all get up to with the new guy. 1st is the 'hold-up' where we get the new fireman to get dressed in full fire kit and give him a fire extingisher to carry and a pre-written letter in a sealed envilope. we then tell him to go up into air traffic control (ATC), which is only 30 yards walk away from the fire station. the new guy is orderd to go and find the senior air traffic control officer (the big cheese/boss/head hancho) and hand him/her the letter and wait for the boss to read it. there both parties will discover that written inside is:"GIVE ME ALL YOUR BUISCUTS/COOKIES/CAKES OF I'LL SQUIRT YOU!!!!"Normally the boss is very wise to this prank and knows what is written even before the letter is read and normally he/she just hands the letter back to the new guy and asks him to read it himself only to let him realize what a fool of himself he is standing infull
firekit, fire extingisher in hand, demanding all of the boss's cakes