I was at a resturant with 3 or 4 friends and we all were having fun and just acting dumb so i decided to put sugar in the salt shaker so i dumped all the salt into my drink and put a ton of sugar in the shaker. well it seems that he was skatboarding outside with some friends and he saw us in here through the window he sat next to me and asked if i was going to drink the cup of water. me forgeting what i had put in it decided to give him the drink. him being super thirsty drank it all in 2 gulps.his face turned a bright red and he started screaming how much his throught burnt. he never talked to me again. and for the salt shaker... after he had left the lady behind us asked for the salt. she put a big amount on her food we all ran out of the resturant and befor i reached the door i could here the lady screem dumb kids get back here
My Physics teacher is a real moany old bonebag. He once kept me behind this one time for 2 hours after school on a friday. Later on that night, around 8pm, me and my mate got his dog to poop in a paper bag. We went up to his front door and I set the top of the bag on fire and left it on his front porch, rang the doorbell and we sprinted away. He came out, stamped on the bag to put it out and got poop all up his leg. Lololol.
Hello Butlers Pizza
Once, when i was at a friends house we called some random person and said " Hello Butlers Pizza how may I help you?"And the guy was like " Uh sorry i didnt call you guys" I we were laughing so hard so we hung up!!!
Delivery on halloween
So for Halloween i made this costume... its just a box and when i like stand up it looks like a man, well not a man but an opened box... so my friend dresses up as a delivery man... So we go up to the door, ring the door bell, my friend runs behind a bush, then i get in box form, then when the door opens my friend walks up and says (while looking at his clipboard) "umm, mam, i believe this package is for u"... then when she comes up my friend gives me the signal (which is, "OK i guess i'll be going then") and i jump up into man formation and say "TRANSFORM" and they all scream and then we all stat laughing... BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!!!
Last night me and 4 of my friends got bored and decided to go toilet papering. We were too scared to cross the street since the neighbors didn't have their lights on. So we ran back and toilet papered our own house...I know, stupid right? Well we decided to toilet paper the house right next to ours since our garage light was light enough. So we ran over and toilet papered their front yard. We thought since we toilet papered ourselves, they won't think it was us. So we woke up in the morning and the neighbors kids were cleaning up our yard for us. It was pretty sweet.
Hide after dark?
My sister and I went into my parents room and put up all of these stupid little pranks. Something that fell on your head when you opened your door, fuzzy sticks in the bed, fake bugs, etc. I thought that it would've worked, but my sister said this as soon as my dad was about to open the door. "Dad, you might wanna go in with an umbrella." That gave away the ENTIRE thing. He dodged every single prank! Or, so we both thought! My sister went up to our parents door after they went in and everything was dark. She stepped in a little bit but left the door open a crack. She said she was sorry for the stupid pranks and left. Meanwhile, while she was talkin, I slipped in and crawled to the foot of the bed (where no one could see me)! So my mom and dad thought that there was no one else in the room. He didn't know I was there! So I tapped my mom on the shoulder and she asked who was there and my dad thought she was crazy! So I jumped up and
shouted, scaring the heck out of them! It was hysterical!
There was this girl and she was really into me. Although she was decently good looking i decided to not go for it. So one day we were talking and she asked for my phone number so i told her 911-4532 (P.S - doesn't matter what you press after 911 it always call the police.) needless to say last time I talked to her.
I was invited to a sleepover and i was the first one to fall asleep. In the morning when i woke up, everybody was laughing at me. Then i felt something weird. I was missing my pants! But i felt this gooey stuff. I looked down (in my sleeping bag of course, and there was like, everything stuffed into my briefs! (they were white). And this brown gooey stuff all around it (on the outside) and it wuz disgusting. i didnt have a change of underwear so i just put my pants on over it. it wuz horrible. then my pants looked brownish so it looked like i went poo in them. Then my friends brought out a camera and showed me some pictures. they showed me on a bed with nothing on. then then stuffing the stuff in my underwear. after that it wuz a video. it wuz of them putting the underwear on me. they brought the video to school and showed another person and the next day i was known as ppp (poo poo panties)! Later on, i found out they had also
stuffed real dog poo in there! i wuz soooooo mad!!!!!!!! i still have never lived it down.
All tied up
So this one time a friend and I were at the beach. We saw these guys sitting on some park benches with their backs toward us watching some girls play volleyball. These were annoying guys that made our lives hard at school, so we thought this would be a perfect time to get back at them. We quietly crawled along the ground up behind them, and noticed that most of their shoes were untied. We made quick work to carefully tie their shoes together, and to the legs of the bench. We then quietly and quickly got away from them, and then sat and watched them. After a little while, they went to get up, and they all fell on their faces. They quickly untied themselves, and then one of them saw my friend and I laughing. The six of them ended up tying us to a tree, and we couldn't get untied for a few hours.
Monster in the closet
Ok so i was at a sleepover and we were playing a sort of lame game called BOO where the booers went around in the pitch black and scared people, and the victims walked around the house with lit Nintendo DSs to see were they were going. it was really goofy cuz noone could stop laffing so i decided to spice it up a bit. I found this giant stuffed bear in my friends room, there was this skinny closet with barely any space in between the door and the shelves. I got an idea. I opened it up and threw the bear to the top, then slammed it real quick on the bear. it fit! The next time a person opened the door it fell on them it was high-larious!
When I was a kid I found this old faded rubber ball in the backyard that had split in half. Being bored I was playing with it and realized that I could stick half of it on my knee and it looked like the bone of my knee cap was sticking out through the skin. So naturally I got a red marker and drew some fake blood around it, and went running to mum pretending like i had fallen over and skinned my knee. When I removed my hand to show the fake injury she was shocked and went all faint, but laughed hysterically when I showed her i was just pretending :)
We Are Evil
So one day me and my friends were all just chilling in the basement of are friends house. we decided we would just stay there all night so my friend mike fell to sleep way to early so me and my other friend got him back, with a series of pranks first we superglued his hands to his face. 2nd we shaved his eyebrows off. then we got the best idea to saran wrap him to his bed. then on about the middle of the stairs we put oil on the stairs so he would fall when he chased us but we skipped that stair when running. oh and we put tacks at the top of the stairs haha. probably the funniest night of my entire life.
Don't Look Under the Cup
One day, when my family and I were out camping, I found a giant water bug. This thing was literally the size of a Matchbox car. I put it under a cup and set a book on top to keep him from getting away. Just then my sister walked by so I told her that whatever she did, not to look under the cup. I walked off around the camper and listened. 3...2...1... *Shriek!* The best part was that I couldn't get in trouble for it, after all, I told her not to.
we made a spider web of tape on this dudes bed at my camp, and turned out the lights. He came in and when he went to his bed all tired like you heard the ripping sound of tape and a crash. The lights turned on and you found him covered n tape w his shoes off caught in the tape web. Da crashin sound was his head hittn da bed
My dad and I always go to baseball games and that's like our bonding experience. One night, our home team won and as we were leaving he said he was gonna mess with people. He went up to so many random people saying "Hey! There you are!" The people would be like "Do i know you?" and my dad would say "No but you're right there." the people were so angry because the crowd was getting stopped up! now everytime we go to a game, he does the same thing!
I got a raisen, and went to grandpa's bathroom. I was holding the raisen behind my back, then I dropped the raisen to the ground. It looked like a dead fly. Then i screamed, "Grandpa! Come quick! Theres a dead fly!" Grandpa came and i dared him to eat it. He pretended to eat it. (that's what he does when he sees a bug.) Then he found out it was a raisen! He threw it the trash. IT WAS VERY FUNNY!
I was at my friends house and we were really bored (only her brother was there) so we decided to prank call. we called like 7 people before something really hilarious happened. we dialed 222 2222 and waited for someone to answer.When someone did she said "Police department how may i help you?" we were like oh crap!!!!!!!! we said "oops sorry wrong number!!!!!" and hung up we practically died of laughter! I started to think the police would come then my friend said that they wouldn't so we cracked up again!
Haha kelsie and jessica
Me and my friends never get our homework done and this was the first time so when we got them done we walked into the classroom and started singing and skipping around singing " i got a paper, i got a paper" then we threw it out the window singing there goes my paper and we ran outside to get it...then we ran back inside with the paper singing this song a couple of times until it drove our professor up a wall:)
Room on bed
Me and my roommates like to play pranks on each other all the time. (usually my idea heheh) Well one day me and a friend decided to get the other roommate but wasn't sure how. Finally, we decided to grab EVERYTHING in his room and place it on his twin sized college dorm room bed. And when I say everything I mean dresser, tv, laptop, clothes in the closet, trashcan, trash on the floor, etc. We piled it to the ceiling. It was the funniest thing in the world when he came back and saw it. Me and my friend were almost crying we were laughing so hard.
Me and my roommates had a joke going on for a while where we would stick a pinecone randomly in each other's room. (In our pillow, in the shower, dresser, etc.) Well finally one roommate and I got a trashbag FULL of pinecones and formed them into the shape of a huge heart on the floor. It was pretty stupid but imagine the look on his face when he saw a giant heart made out of pinecones lol.