He wants you
okay so well i hated this girl. so i thought i'd get to her. prevviously we were good friends so i knew a lot about her. I used that to my advantage. I emailed her pretending to be the guy she likes. I left two phone numbers, my brother's and the rejection hotline. AND SHE ACTUALLY CALLED BOTH! SHE THOUGHT THE GUY ACTUALLY LIKED HER AND WANTED TO TALK TO HER! it was SO funny. kind of a you had to be there sorta thing.
My vice principal was being a jerk. So I whipped up some fake vomit (health oatmeal with apple chunks and water) and a kid put it in his mouth for a few minutes, and in the chaos of the end of lunch, walked behind her, she turned around and started walking, and as soon as she began walking past him he turned around..and BLEH! allllll over her leg and her mini skirt! Yeah, I love the way I counter bully people.
ExLax!,I'm 14. Awhile ago we were on a trip to New York City. Unfortunately, a big jerk had to sleep in our room (it was a field trip) After 2 days of his bitchin' I decided it was time to take action. During a Broadway show I slipped 3 ExLax pills into his drink. Everyone was in on it so they would say to him, "Feelin kinda crappy?" or "Smooth move, ExLax!" It was soooo funny with the explosive diarrhea in the middle of the night! Also, he was being an jerk in music class, so i dumped a whole bottle of baby powder into his trumpet while a few buddies of mine distracted him. When the director started, white powder was spraying EVERYWHERE! Also, someone started a random rumor that it was itching powder so he was freaking out and called his mom and went home!
Underwear and Dirty Socks
I had a few of my friends sleep over. My sister and I shared a room at the time so we just slept there. My friends and I stayed up late. My sister fell asleep. We wanted to prank her so we started putting used underwear and dirty socks on her face. She told us to stop, but we kept throwing it back at her. She got so mad that she started crying and went to sleep with my mom. She was 10 mind you.
Donate a liver today!
Well I was with my best friend one day and we were at her dads house and we were really bored so we started prank calling people. We called her grandma and asked if she could donate her liver to us because ours had gone bad and we were gonna die. so she was like IM NOT GONNA DONATE MY LIVER! she started screaming and got all mad....so later we called her back and shes like Honey ill donate my liver to u! she found out it was us but it was still rly funny!
I was at my bff's sleepover and we decided to prank some people. We called this lady and said do you want to buy some cheetoes? The lady told us to suck her foot! and hung up. An hour later, the lady called us BACK! She asked US if we wanted to buy some cheetoes!
Ok so it was April Fools day. And the day before my dad went to work. And i was home. So i went into his bathroom. Took all of his bottles and put clear tape over them. The next morning when he hopped into the shower[[3am]] he squeezed and squeezed and then he took the tape off:).
One day I was at my best friend's house for her birthday party and we decided to prank call my boyfriend. So one of the girls was like "hey let's call and say, "Hello i have heard you ordered a see through dress and a bra." So about 3 minutes after that we called my boyfriend and I forgot he had a football game!!! OH NO! Of course, he had caller ID. So one of the girls was like,"Hello this is Victoria Secret and i have heard you ordered a see through dress and a bra." We all started laughing. It was on speaker. And it wasn't my boyfriend it was his DAD!!! So we hung up and they all apoligized to me and said "Im Sorry" They thought we were ganna get in trouble. But we didn't luckily!
Hers then mine
There is this super hot guy at my school named Jake and him and my friend Sara were going out. Well I knew that it made her mad if anyone even talked to Jake without her there cause she thought you were trying to steal him. So one day I found him and we talked in secret and came up with the best prank ever. I thought I had one of the shirts that she really liked. so i told her to come by after school and before 4. So i got Jake to come to my house and when Sara came over as soon as she would walk in our room we would be pretending too make out. Well the timing was perfect but instead of pretending we got really into it and started making out for real. She was so mad but i was freakin happy. Jake wound up breaking up with Sara and going out with me. Now we make out ALL the time in front of her. We also hold hands and hug in front of her. Pranks turn out good sometimes.
O.K. I was at my friend Claire's house and it was like me her and like ten other people. Well anyway me and Claire were the only two up at like 12-1 in the morning. (it was like early for us tho) so we decided to call Sonic and iHop. So when we did we were all like (in a really old lady voice) "Ummm... yes i have a problem getting the turkey in the oven" (at this point one of us went gobble gobble) then we went "is it suposed to have the feathers on it when you put it in" then one of us went "MOM!!! I can't catch it.HELP!!!" then we hung up and called back like 9 hours later
Take ur Clothes Off!
so to make a long story short I called my best guy friend and pretend to b some1 else and i asked him if he wanted to come over to make out. he said yes so i gave him the address to my bffn house! he went there and kissed her! she kicked him out! then she called me and told me everything! she still doesnt know that i sent him to her house!
my brother was sleeping so we took face glitter and whipped cream and put it on his hand and tickled his nose and poof u no the rest.
One day I was sleeping over at a friend's house there was this girl there that me and my friends didn't really like. So we decided to slumber her. My friend got her mom's make-up kit and we put it all over her face! Then when we finished she turned over! We thought we were in trouble because it would be all over the pillow, but it wasn't (we knew because she turned back over). It wasn't on the pillow or her face. It just disappeared!
I once had an awesome idea to turn the shower head so the water would go to the person turning on the water (a.k.a my brother) would get soaked. He turned on the water and splat. Water splashed on him and all over the floor. I never admited it was me, and he is still wondering about who did it. LoL
One time i was by myself so i called my bff kayla to come over so she came over and this really HOT guy named brandon has an older sister named brandi who went out with kayla's older brother so she knew where he lived so we called and ordered pizza hut and ordered them pizza and brandon was home alone and the Pizza Hut people delivered his pizza and then we called him (he likes me so i have his phone number) and asked what he was doing and he says eating pizza that he didn't order and we told him that we knew who ordered it we told him it was a girl named tahsa (she used to be my best friend) and he called her and we were on and he was like why did you order me pizza and she goes what are you talking about so we hang up and the next day he asks me out just to make her jealous. (she loves him) boo hoo for me but it was funny.LOL :)
One summer night me and my friends were DDD people in the other 2 cul_ de_ sacs and we rang this old guys one he steps out and says "You kids you know that's a good way to wake someone up come on out from behind that car im cool with it (obtw the guy was like 56) and my friend Kristy made this humungous loudly fart and we all started giggling and then one other friend said 1 2 3 and we ran out from behind that car back to KCs house.
My family is a member of a camping group, and my uncle pulls pranks on my cousins and me all the time, so one campout, we decided to get him back. When he was sleeping, we diverted water from my camper to a sprinkler, which we then put into his tent. Needless to say, he started planning his revenge about 2 minutes after he woke up.
one night i got a old gorilla mask and a baseball bat.i put the bat in front of my brothers face and i put the mask on the top of the bat with the face facing my brother.then when he woke up he screamed at the top of his lungs!the best part was i never got caught.
Revenge is Sweet
So i'm going to do some payback to my brother Wayne so i got a whole bunch of stuff to prank him. First i put duck tape on his mouth then i put slime (eggs,green food coloring baking powder and viniger) up his nose then i glued his feet to the bed. it took all of our other containers of viniger to get it off.
Dolls That Come To Life!
My friend name Meghan pranked my other friend Rachel on a tv show called Prank Patrol. Meghan pranked Rachel by taking her to a doll store and asking her to help her pick out a doll as a present for her sister. While they were looking at dolls, a weird lady came in chanting some sort of spell. As soon as she left the lights started to flicker and dolls came popping off of shelves and one big doll actually stood up with her arms in front of her walking towards Rachel. She was scared out of her mind! The prank was a great success!