How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "now that i've broken the ice, lets talk"
~ One Line SMS Text Message

A waist is a terrible thing to mind
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Do you mind if i stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

If i throw a stick, will you leave?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

How come night falls but day breaks?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

How do i set the laser printer to stun?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I'm not getting older...i'm getting bitter
~ One Line SMS Text Message

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
~ One Line SMS Text Message