Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about me! How are you?
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How was heaven when you left it?
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Do pilots take crash-courses?
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Do you have a map? Cos honey, i just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Hw do u kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel u l8r.
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If i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking through a garden forever.
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
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Friend search: friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,but its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El-if-i-no
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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.
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A feature is a bug with seniority
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What is more painful? When a person whom u trusted hurts u, or
The person whom u hurted still trust u??
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Out of body. Back in five minutes
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You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
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In a country of free speech, why r there phone bills?
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All stressed out and no one to choke
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
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