Dumb.com >> SMS Messages >> One Line Sms Text Message >>

  One Line SMS

This section contains One Line SMS



Demons are a ghouls best friend
~ One Line SMS Text Message

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
~ One Line SMS Text Message

The best things in life aren't things
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, i'm all lost at sea.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Where did you get those sweet eyes?"
"they came with the face."
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
~ One Line SMS Text Message

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
~ One Line SMS Text Message


  Page 1  Page 2  Page 3  Page 4  Page 5  Page 6  Page 7  Page 8  Page 9