Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
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What is the full form of maths?
Mentally affected teacher harassing students.
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Michael J Fox has a small one,
Arnold schwarzenegger has a big one,
Madonna does not have one and
The Pope does not need one. What is it?
Surname
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What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam!
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy!
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How do you get on TV?
Sit on it.
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