How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, "daddy, i want a new apartment.
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If, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??
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Answer is 1.
Remember the first line..
1=5..?
Moral - don't complicate simple problems in life!
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What streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends!
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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
It's bum!
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Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
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You know why divorces are
So expensive ... ?
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Because
They are worth it...
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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When does a cart come before a horse?
In the dictionary!
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Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
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