Why did the blonde take two hours to drink the orange juice?
Because on the box it said concentrate.
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What should one call a male ladybird?
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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
About two - if they're thinly sliced.
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What is the next thing one should do after
Winning an argument with the wife?
Apologize
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Why did the leper go back into the shower?
He forgot his head and shoulders.
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Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
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Why did the ref call a penalty during the leper hockey game?
Because there was a face off in the corner.
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