Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dharkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar . ;->
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nahi,
Lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi,
Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Unn phoolon se kya dosti karoge,
Jo ek baar khile aur
Murjha jaaye.
Dosti to hum jaise kaanton se karo,
Jo ek baar chubhe aur baar baar yaad aaye!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hum unki gali sey guzarey
Ajab itafaaq tha
Unhoon ney phool phenka
Gamla bhi saath tha
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tumhen dhoondti hain har su
Meri betaab nazrein,
Meri ujaar subhain,
Meri berung dupharain,
Meri dhundli shamein,
Meri tareek raatain,
Jo ho sakey to nawaz do!
Meri subha ko nikhar do!
Meri sham ko sanwar do!
Meri raaton ko qarar do!
Ye na ho sakey to yun karo…
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Mujhey 5 hazaar udhar do;-)
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jise samjha leher pepsi
Woh nikla jeher pepsi
Jise samjha coca cola
Woh nikla dhoka cola
Ab piyo wine and ! Whisky
Life hoga no more risky
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Pyara sa ehsas ho tum,
Har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum,
Mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Laila ko karna ho impress
To majnu ne khai mintofresh
Jab majnu ko karna hua impres
To laila ko utarna para pura dress
Boley to majnu aik dum fresh ..
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge ringtone bankar,
Kabhi apne dil se juda mut samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge network bankar!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Pyar-dukho ka bazar,
Premi-dukho ka kharidar,
Premika-dukho ki dukandar,
Bhai-beech ki diwar,
Maa baap-peetne ko tayar,
Is liye love mut kar yar…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahe karte,
Jab hum bol rahe hoon to bak bak nahi karte,
Tang karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hen,
Ab hum jaag rahe hen to sms q nahe karte
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

1 larki ti dewani c
1 larke pe o marti ti
Nazren jukae sham ko o
Galio se guzarti ti
Aage janne k lie film muhubatain dek len
Mere pas time nai hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khuda kry k tumko judai na mile
Kisi k dard me tanhai na mile
Ager muje sms na kro to kuch aisa ho
K mosam ho sardi ka or
Tumhen razai na mile
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Har khushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.:
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message