Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bahadur shah zafar ka sher
Umer draaz maang kar laahe te chaar din,
Do aarzoo me kat gahe, do intezaar me.
Aaj k duffer ka sher
Kat te hai chaar din,
Yun ishq k pasaaney me.
Do usay pataane me aur do usay bulaane me.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jab tm makup krti ho to bilkul reema lgti ho
Wah wah wah
Jb tm makup krti ho to bilkul reema lagti ho
Jb make up nhe kerti ho to shafqat cheema lagti ho ;->
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khuda bachaye aap ko in hasino se..
In naaznino se..
In mehjabino se..
Par in hasino ko kon bachaye gaa.?
Aap jaise kamino se.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kaash tere chehre pe
Chickenpox ke daag hote
Chand to tum ho hi
Sitare bhi saath hote
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ek bar internet pe
Unse mulakat hui
Hello how r u se
Baat ki suruwat hui
Fir baat baat main
100 sawal suru howe
Unhon ne hum se
Sabkuch puchh liya
Humne bhi unka jawab de diya
Fir bari humara thi…..
Humne jab un se
Ek sawal puchha
Unhone brb keheke
Log off kar diya
Brb… be right back
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Maire dukhoon ki dhanak mein rang na bhar
Mohabbat or nafrat ki jang na lar
Khushi mere ghum k sung na kar
Pappu yaar tang na kar !!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aey mere sms mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'muskarana',
Phir kehna "kanjus" sms karo!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aik bahut he zehreela sher arz hai ke
Ishq ka saanp kia dassay ga mujhe….
Wah wah wah kia kehnay
Ishq ka saanp kia dassay ga mujhe
Zindagi sheesh naag hai saqi
Wah wah wah wah
Bahot aala
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Muskurana to her ladki ki ada hai...
Wah wah wah !!!
Gor farmaiye...
Mukurana to her larki ki ada hai....
Usey jo mohabbat samjhay
Wo sub se bara gadha hai...
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
Wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
Wahi ik lafs bhaaii de gai hey mujhe
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free sms ki scheme me. .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil me jhutha arman nahi rakhta,
Hothon pe jhuthi muskan nahi rakhta,
Chahe 11 mulkon ki police ho piche.
Par don kisi ka sms udhar nahi rakta.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Sahib zaday kiya karte hain
Larki waloon ne poocha
Jab dekho farigh phirte hain
Ya tambako pite hain
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....
Kam kare us ki joti
Do bhai bhatta lete hain--
Abba khair se dakuu hain
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message