Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Weight Watchers Demonstrator Shoplifts Cupcakes

One-Armed Man Applauds The Kindness of Strangers

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowd

Big Rig Carrying Fruit Crashes On 210, Creates Jam

New Sick Policy Requires 2-Day Notice

Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks

Slowdown Continues To Accelerate

Man Accused Of Killing Lawyer Receives A New Attorney

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Fish Needs Water, Feds Say

Guy Kidnaps Ex-Girlfriend To Get Ironing Done

Mortuary Adds Drive-Through

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Winners Of Drunk Driving Contest Announced

Authorities Pursue Man Running With Scissors

Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop

Homeless Man Under House Arrest

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

Ants Take A Long Time To Cook In Microwave

Mayor Parris To Homeless: Go Home

Author Of Book On How To Avoid Taxes On Trial For Tax Evasion

Once-Sagging Cloth Diaper Industry Saved By Full Dumps

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

Girl Claims Abuse: No Facebook and Phone

State Population To Double By 2040; Babies To Blame

Man Wants "Hell" Taken Out Of "Hello"

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Meeting On Open Meetings Is Closed

Caskets Found As Workers Demolish Mausoleum

Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser

Hemorrhoids Inspire Respectful Hindsight

No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim

Utah Poison Control Reminds Not To Take Poison

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs

Students Cook & Serve Grandparents

Cat Called For Jury Duty

Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of McNuggets

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Operator Drops 800-Pound Ball On His Head

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Police Arrest Florida Man For Drunken Joyride On Motorized Scooter At Walmart

Threat Disrupts Plan To Meet About Threats

County To Pay $250,000 To Advertise Lack Of Funds

Meat Head Resigns

Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

State Prisons Replace Easy-Open Locks

Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself

Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!

Federal Openness Workshop Closed To Public

Woman Pukes At IKEA, Stays For Nap

Low Pay Reason For Poverty, Study Says

Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer

Stabbing Disrupts Class For Anger Management

Drunk Driver Claims Dog Was Driving

Pigs Die As House Are Blown Down

Recall Me Maybe

Bridges Help People Cross Rivers

Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday

Close Look At Dating Finds Men Choose Attractive Women

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

Safety Meeting Ends In Accident

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup

Woman Attacks Man With Bowl of Spaghetti

Waterford Boy, Age 8, Saves Sister's Life - Youngster used Heimlich, which he learned from TV. Says "I wouldn't do it again, she's been a pain this week."

US Says Insect Parts, Rat Hair Are OK In Food

Murderer Says Detective Ruined His Reputation

Madonna Reads Her 2nd Book

Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept In Pants

Volunteers Search For Old Civil War Planes

War Dims Hope for Peace

Kenya Believe It?

City Unsure Why The Sewer Smells

Most Earthquake Damage Is Caused By Shaking

Write-In Voting Gets Woman Shot At School Board

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Sewage Spill Kills Fish, But Water Safe To Drink

British People Prefer Facebook To Toilets