Marriage SMS
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~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Marriage: a word which should be pronounced "mirage." - herbert spencer
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
My best wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
The husband is the head of the family,
But
Wife is the neck of the family,
Which
Can turn the head any where she wants ;-)
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three. - alexandre dumas, fils
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
A husband's last words should always be 'ok buy it'.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Dear mrs, mr, miss, or mr and mrs daneeka: words cannot express the deep personal grief i experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
We learned how to love each other by loving together
Good things wholly outside each other.
Donald hall
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - helen rowland
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My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot. - armistead maupin, tales of the city, 1978
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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: how do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
The war of the roses
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Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale. - robert graves
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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - mae west
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