Wife: the perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Husband: "when i'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "what makes you think i'd want another man like you!"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. - charles caleb colton
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A wife asked her husband: 'what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my hot body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A soulmate marriage does not at all mean that you have found someone
You match up with on all the cards – on all the issues, on everything. That
Would be the most deadly dull thing to even imagine. Instead, it means you’re
With someone who wants to take care of your soul – they want to make sure
Your soul continues to grow, they don’t ever want to blow out that little light
Inside you. And you feel the same way about them.
Diane sollee
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Man: is there any way for long life?
Doctor: get married.
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but the thought of long life will never come to you
~ Marriage SMS Text Message