On Christina Aguilera: She couldn't be in the Kittens, no way! Not with those outfits. Her stylist wants to have a word. (Quote by - Liz McLarnon)

Wit will shine Through the harsh cadence of a rugged line. (Quote by - John Dryden)

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose! (Quote by - Robin Williams)

I have more money now than I know what to do with. (Quote by - Mark Wahlberg)

Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long. (Quote by - John Dryden)

I'm sure I'm very difficult to live with because of my make-up and personality. (Quote by - Bob Geldof)

Brevity is the body and soul of wit. (Quote by - Jean Paul)

A man often runs the risk of throwing away a witticism if he admits that it is his own. (Quote by - Jean de la Bruyere)

It takes a hell of a lot for a man to put up with me. I can be a handful. (Quote by - Jordan)

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty. (Quote by - Aristotle)

This man [Chesterfield] I thought had been a lord among wits; but I find he is only a wit among lords. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit. (Quote by - William Congreve)

You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic and he looks like a f*nny.' (Quote by - Liam Gallagher)

To Kylie: We'll have bevvies and pull lads. With your bum and my chat-up technique, we'll be unstoppable. (Quote by - Liz McLarnon)

Great wits are sure to madness near allied, And thin partitions do their bounds divide. (Quote by - John Dryden)

At our wittes end. (Quote by - John Heywood)

An ounce of wit is worth a pound of sorrow. (Quote by - Richard Baxter)

During the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that conditions called war; and such a war, as if of every man, against every man. (Quote by - Thomas Hobbes)

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate. (Quote by - George Eliot)

Competition is what keeps me playing the psychological warfare of matching skill against skill and wit against wit. (Quote by - Lou Brock)

Their heads sometimes so little that there is no room for wit; sometimes so long, that there is no wit for so much room. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

Brevity is the soul of wit. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Wit's an unruly engine, wildly striking Sometimes a friend, sometimes the engineer: Hast thou the knack? pamper it not with liking; But if thou want it, buy it not too deare Many affecting wit beyond their power, Have got to be a deare fool for an houre. (Quote by - George Herbert)