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Dating Quotes
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed. (Quote by - Bill Maher)
You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else. (Quote by - Priscilla Presley)
Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. (Quote by - Jerry Seinfeld)
I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating. (Quote by - Brooke Burns)
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. (Quote by - Scott Roeben)
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. (Quote by - Britney Spears)
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children. (Quote by - Murphy's Laws of Sex)
I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy. (Quote by - Vanessa Hudgens)
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. (Quote by - Jenny McCarthy)
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Quote by - Rita Rudner)
Attraction is not a choice. (Quote by - David DeAngelo)
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing. (Quote by - Jason Schwartzman)
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. (Quote by - Andy Warhol)
The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby. (Quote by - Fabio)
If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile. (Quote by - Erik Von Markovik)