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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. (Quote by - Jennifer Lopez)

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Quote by - Jim Bishop)

I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy. (Quote by - George Andrew Olah)

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. (Quote by - The Dictionary of Dating)

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys (Quote by - Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. (Quote by - Michelle Landry)

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. (Quote by - Doug Coupland)

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers! (Quote by - Meg Cabot)

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile. (Quote by - Mae West)


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