Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Mothers....
A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been very weak."The son says, "Why are you so weak?"She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• A man with a glass eye is here to see you was a winner against Bulls Survive Tornado
• A very faithful woman was a winner against Airplane Trouble
• A Problem of Problems was a winner against 1stPerson: "Do you know anything about...
• A man took his wife to the doctors... was a winner against Men vs. Women
• A customer sent an order to a distributor... was a winner against A man in the army asks for a pass
• 10 Things You Never Hear in Church was a winner against Brave Old Firemen
• A Mexican bandit made a was a winner against 10 Good Things About The Flu
• A certain lawyer was was a winner against Nine Words Women Use
• Actual Answer from a Medical Student was a winner against A real dilemma
• An Unusual Prayer was a winner against At The Pearly Gates