What do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
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What do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A buccaneer.
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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist,
One to find a bulb installation specialist, and
One to bill it all to medicare.
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What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
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Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on their faces?
Because they are...
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Why did the girl run outside with her purse open?
She heard there was going to be some change in the weather.
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How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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