In comparison with the industrial age, the information era is at the steam engine stage. By the time information systems reach jet-plane status, we will focus on utility over fads, triple our productivity, use our computers as naturally and easily as we now use our cars...
~ Computer SMS Text Message

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer. - Erik Naggum
~ Computer SMS Text Message

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
~ Computer SMS Text Message