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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram

What happens when a hipster falls? They Tumblr

Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.

Why does the hipster only listen to dead musicians? He knows they’ll always be underground.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack?

Why do hipsters only use the microwave? They don’t like conventional ovens.

I'm starting a club to capitalize on Hipsters. its 10 dollars not to join.

What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.

Why are hipsters so thin? because they have skinny genes.

Knock knock.. who's there? eh, you probably haven't heard of me.

Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? It was too current.

Is there anything hipsters can't ruin? There is, but you probably haven't heard of it.

How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.

How do you know if someone is a true hipster or not?  Wait until they tell you their not, then you know they are.

Why didn’t the hipster go to work?  He had caught the uncommon cold.

Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number.

Why shouldn't you bet on a hipster in a bike race? Because it's "fixed"

Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.

How do you kill a hipster? Stab it with a Pitchfork

Who was the first hipster? You've probably never heard of him.

Why do hipsters love ice? Because ice was water before it was cool.

Why do hipsters love using the subway? Because its underground.

If a hipster does something, but doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen?

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