My best friend digs my crush
My crush digs my best friend
Changing a baby's diaper
Changing my grandpa's diaper
Losing a fingernail
Losing a tooth
Hairy backs on men
Hairy legs on women
Dumped for my best friend
Dumped for my worse enemy
Running out of both
Running out of gas
Running out of money
A lie that draws a smile
A truth that draws a tear
Leaving the toilet seat up
Not filling the ice cube tray
Calling my parents for a ride
Taking a bus
Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish