Not being able to sleep
Oversleeping and not waking up on time
Eating live worms
Eating monkey brains
Going to a big league ball game and paying $6 bucks for peanuts
Going to a big league ball game paying $10 bucks for parking
The phone ringing off the hook for hours
Waiting hours for an important phone call
A lifetime of community service
Going to jail for 2 years
My jail cellmate being Charles Manson
My jail cellmate being Mike Tyson
My favorite band breaking up
My favorite TV show being cancelled
My favorite radio station going off the air
My favorite TV station going off the air
A really bad frost bite
A really bad sunburn
Getting caught farting in public
Getting caught picking my nose