Waking up in a wet bed
Waking up in throw up
Sitting next to a dribbling granny on a transatlantic flight
Sitting next to a kid covered in boogers on a transatlantic flight
Locking yourself out of your car
Locking yourself out of your house
Eating rancid meat
Eating rotten eggs
Star Trek conventions
Star Wars conventions
Farting confetti
Sneezing marbles
Looking bad on picture day
Looking good on a day where you don't see anyone
Losing a lover
Loving a loser
girls and no sports
Sports and no girls
A friend that knows everything
A friend that knows nothing