Back wedgies
Frontal Wedgies
Food in your hair
Hair in your food
Licking someone's arm pit
Licking someone's belly button
Cat Peeing in your bed
Dog peeing on your clothes
Having a parrot that doesn't talk
Having a parrot that won't shut up
Singing off key
Singing the wrong lyrics
Wake up and find yourself In the middle of the Artic
Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
Losing your keys
Losing your shoes
Wearing shoes full of earthworms
Wearing shoes full of spiders
Having them too small
Having your shoes too big