Drinking till you throw up
Eating till you throw up
Your dog being killed
Your parents being kidnapped
Drowning in a lake
Drowning in a pool
Drowning in the bath
Drowning in the ocean
Wiping out on a surfboard
Wiping out on roller blades
Having a bad hair day
Having a hangover
Being deathly allergic to chocolate
Instantly dropping dead if you don't eat chocolate once a day
A stranger walking in on you while you are using the bathroom
Your mother walking in on you while you are using the bathroom
Forgetting your homework
Forgetting your lunch money
Know-it-alls
People who know nothing
Asking someone out and rejected
Never taking the chance