Your dad acting like Eninem
Your mom acting like Britney Spears
Chewing booger flavored gum
Eating an earwax flavored lollypop
Having a blister
Having a cold sore
Having To Clean The Toilet
Having To Clean Up Doggie Doo Doo
Getting nothing but socks and underwear for Christmas
Getting nothing for Christmas
A woman with not enough makeup
A woman with too much makeup
Having a toothache
Having and ear ache
Being 500 miles apart and missing each other
Being with the one you love 24/7 and getting sick of each other
Having bad friends that always get you into serious trouble
Having friends that talk about you behind your back
Having no friends at all
watching someone scratch there butt and then smell their fingers
Watching someone sneeze and wipe their snot on their lap