Being burned alive
Being stretched until you tear in half
Being bitten until you bleed
Tickled until you wet your pants
Being a driver with a passenger that keeps changing your radio stations
Being a passenger with a really slow driver
Having someone ram a needle in your eye
Having someone ram a needle up your butt
Drinking a glass of milk that expired three months ago
Eating a handful of raisins to later find out that they were bugs
Getting beat up in front of everyone at school
Getting caught making out with your teacher
The baby next to you on a plane crying
The guy next to you on a plane snoring
Breaking every bone in your body
Having open heart surgery on your wedding day
Occupying a smelly bathroom
Smelling up a bathroom right as someone walks in
Spending a week in hell
Spending an eternity at the in-laws