A black eye
A bloody nose
Drinking curdled milk
Eating moldy pancakes
Being kissed by your ex's sibling
Being kissed by your friend's ex
Being dumped in front of your friends
Being dumped in front of your parents
Being born without a mouth
Being born without eyes
Swimming in a bowl of ants
Swimming in a bowl of cockroaches
Approaching someone you admire and being rejected
Never approaching someone you admire and always wondering how it could have been
Having to sit a burning tub
Having to stand in a freezing cold shower
Having really bad breath while making out with your crush
Having to pee really bad in the middle of making out with your crush
Being caught by someone you like picking you butt
Being caught by someone you like picking your nose