Finding a bug in your soup
Finding a worm in your apple
Being stabbed by your arch enemy
Being tortured and electically shocked with a 9v battery for days
Going to the movies with your friend's girl/boy friend and then he/she walks in
Walking into the movies and seeing your girl/boy friend with your best friend
Feeling fully rested after a night of sitting at home alone
Having a hangover after an awesome night of partying
Sitting in freezing weather with no blanket or covers
Sitting in the baking heat with no fan
Having nothing but a spoon to eat your steak
Having nothing but a steak knife and fork to eat your bowl of cereal
Telling a joke to a large group and everyone just stares at you
Telling an extremely offensive joke and offending a large group
Having a huge family and not knowing
Not having any family and knowing it
Drinking ketchup mixed with lime, boogers, insects, snake skin, and dead rats
Hanging off a cliff with huge crocodiles biting you
Bbeing happy at work but miserable at home
Being miserable at work but happy at home