Being pretty and have parents that beat you
Being ugly and have parents that are nice to you
Eating 1,000 hotdogs out of a toilet bowl to get into a fraternity
Not brushing your teeth for a month
Feeling everything 10 times as painful for the rest of your life
Not being able to feel pain, and never know when you're hurt
Having an itch you can't scratch
Scratching so hard it bleeds
Eating slugs just to stay alive
Eating your own boogers just to stay alive
Throwing a big party and having no one show up
Throwing a big party and only geeks, nerds, and dorks showed up
Having your heart broken in a public place (school, mall, pizza parlor, etc.)
Having your heart broken in front of all your friends
Not saving them and letting them die
Pushing someone out of the way of a moving vehicle & they end up paralyzed from the neck down
drinking a gallon of your own pee
Eating a meatball size of boogers
smelling someone's butt
Smelling someone's feet