Someone telling you it's a fancy dress party when its not
Someone telling you it's not fancy dress party when it is
Your dad giving you a wedgie in front of your friends
Your friends giving you a wedgie in front of your dad
Being loved and adored for doing the wrong thing
Being shunned and discriminated against for doing the right thing
Having a bad cold sore on your lip while on a date
Having an oozing pimple on your forehead while on a date
Having that one food that you love be the only thing you can eat for eternity
Having the food you cannot live without get too expensive for you to buy it anymore
Having your eyelids sewn shut
Having your lips sewn together
living with your parents at 35
living with your worst enemy
Having a baby pee in your mouth
Having a baby spit up in your mouth
Marrying a man/woman that you hate because they are the only one person would marry you
Marrying the person of your dreams and find out that they don't really love you
Getting sprayed by a skunk before a first date
Getting sunburned really bad before your wedding