Locking your keys in your car
Losing your car keys in the snow
Bedridden at ages 75-95, then finally dying
Living with no disease until age 39, but then dying
Having a leg broken
Having an arm broken
Coming out of the toilet on a date with toilet paper stuck to your foot
Coming out of the toilet on a date with your fly unzipped
Getting the worst picture of yourself tatooed on your butt.
Having someone shave your head when you're sleeping
Getting your butt sewn together so u can never poop again
having your mouth sewn together so u can never talk again
Getting in trouble by the teacher in front of your crush
Tipping in your chair and falling on your crush" 1546"
Getting your baby toe chpped off
Getting your pinky chopped off
Crashing your friend's car
Crashing your parent's car
Crying when everyone else is laughing
Laughing when everyone else is crying