Being in a two hour traffic jam
Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
Having a best friend write you a note that says.... I donâ€™t want to be seen with you anymore....
Saying that you have a crush on the teacher to a friend and then realize that the teacher is standing behind you.
Sending an email to someone, and getting a "Failure Delivery" notice
Visiting a Web page, and that site being shut down
Getting shot in the face and living disfigured
Getting shot in the head and dying.
Falling in the hole of an outhouse
Having someone tip over a port-o-potty while youâ€™re in it
Having your boss find a nasty email you wrote about him/her
Having your friend find a nasty email you wrote about him/her
Not sneaking out at all and missing the fun
Sneaking out, having the time of your life, then getting caught
Having a painful future
Having a painful past
Having a painful present
Not getting presents on Christmas
Not getting presents on your birthday
Seeing someone w/ a booger collection
Seeing someone with a road kill collection