Liking a band that no one else likes
Pretending to like a band that everyone else likes
Not being able to find the remote
Nothing interesting on TV
Meet the love of your life, only to have them die after one wonderful year
Never meeting the love of your life, and spend the time searching
Your best friend goes out with your crush
Your sister tells everyone about your secret crush
Eating snot from a dead horse's nose
Sliding down a slide of razorblades
Having a bad headache for the rest of your life
Having bad earache for the rest of your life
Getting your nose hairs pulled out with a tweezer
Getting your toe hairs pulled out with a tweezer
Being turned into a vampire
Being turned into a warewolf
Death by being burned
Death by being hanged
Your parents whooping you in front of the entire school
Your teacher cursing you out in front of the entire school