Missing a job interview for your favorite band's concert
Missing your favorite band's concert for a job interview
Drinking a clear stream of water next to an chemical factory
Drinking sewer water
Farting eternally
Having diareah for the rest of your life
Eat a bowl of Ketchup
Eat a stick of butter
Having four fingers on each hand
Having seven toes on one foot and 4 on the other
Hanging out with a person when you don't want to
Lying to a person so you don't have to see them
To live on your own but have no extra money and pay rent
To live with your parents but have extra money and free rent
To be homeless but live in the Bahamas or some exotic place
To have a big fancy house but live in the cold Canadian north
Having your pants fall in front of a crowd
Ripping your pants in front of your crush
Being able to go to a party and not being able to participate in the activities
Being able to go to a party only if your parents are allowed to join you