Being told you DEFINITELY have a month to live
Being told you will die in a short, uncertain amount of time
Having a D average and graduating on time
Making straight A's in high school, but graduating late because you forgot to take a required class
Having a headache
Having a stomach ache
Losing your wedding ring and buying a new one to replace it, secretly
Losing your wedding ring and lying to your spouse about it's whereabouts
Keeping a friend because of a lie
Losing a friend because of the truth
having a big butt
having a big nose
Wearing pants so loose they keep falling down and showing your butt crack
Wearing pants so tight that when you sit down they rip in the back
Listening to a song you hate and having to listen to it all your life
Watching a movie that you hate and having to watch it all your life
Drinking bitter cocoa and then later finding out it's melted poop
Drinking really really sour lemonade and then finding out its urine
Ripping your fingernails off 1 by 1
Ripping your toenails off 1 by 1