Having a friend that you trusted lie to you
Lying to someone and losing their trust
Having a really early bedtime
Having a really early wake-up time
Not trying out for the team and finding out you could have made it
Trying out for the team & not making it
Getting a sponge bath from an old man
Having to give an old man a sponge bath
Having a boss who claims he understands what you are going through
Having a boss who incessently prods you to swap juicy stories with him/her
Having a claw for a hand
Having webbed feet
Being said hi to by someone that loves you that you don't even know
Saying hi to someone you love that doesn't remember you
Skinny dipping
Streaking
Attaching a string to your moler with a brick on the other side and throwing it down a building
Getting a nail shot into your eye by a nail gun
Eating your ears
Eating your eyes