Having it so hot you can't eat it for hours
Having your soup too cold
Having your eyes gouged out and salt poured into the sockets
Having your tongue ripped out of your mouth slowly
Having someone give you a fake phone number
Having someone tell you they don't want you to know their phone number
kissing a girl and she pukes on you
Kissing a girl that turns out to be a guy
Having a best friend murdered by a relative?
Having a relative be murdered by your best friend?
getting a cold sore
getting a pimple
Getting a black eye
getting a bloody nose
getting a cut lip
Having no family
Having no friends
Sleeping at a graveyard for a night?
Sleeping at a house that is haunted for a night?
Eating a pigs blood filled donut
Eating a worm filled donut