Chocolate on my hotdog
Mustard in my milkshake
Being on the 10th floor during a fire
Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
slipping and falling backwards
slipping and falling forward
being anorexic
being obese
Second hand smoke
Smog
A dog that lives at the Humane Society that no one wants to adopt
A dog that lives on the streets
A noisy neighbor
A smelly neighbor
Walking into a pole
Walking into a spider web
Someone coughing on me
Someone sneezing on me
Being bit by a dog
Being stung by a bee