Breaking someones' heart
Having your heart broken
Having chapped lips for the rest of your life and never being able to use chapstick
Not being able to brush your teeth for the rest of your life
Bleeding to death
Starving to death
Everybody thinking that you are annoying
Everybody thinking you are dull
Having a guy tell you he loves you and not mean it
Having a guy tell you he loves you and then take it back
Having an itch and not being able to scratch it for eternity?
Scratching an itch and scratching it so bad it bleeds and stings for eternity?
Burping while making out
Farting while making out
Using a bathroom that has an echo and everybody can hear you?
Using a dirty, filthy, smelly bathroom?
Forgetting where you parked your car?
Losing your car keys?
Grating the entire bottom of your foot off with a cheese grater?
Peeling your arm from the elbow down with a potato peeler?