Being as skinny as a rail and never wanting to eat.
Being fat and always wanting to eat.
Farting in class
Farting while in the Principal's office
Not getting a trophy when you should have gotten one
Recieving a trophy then finding out it was an accident
Getting each of your hairs on your head pulled out one by one
Having each of your eyelashes pulled out one by one?
Having someone contantly poke you in the forehead for eternity
Having someone step on the back of your shoes when you walk for eternity
Accidentally farting out loud during a moment of silence
Uncontrollable laughter during a moment of silence
Having a really really slow computer
Not having a computer at all
You burping while kissing on a date
Your date burping while kissing you on a date
Dying in front of a live audience of 5 million people?
Being poor but popular
Being rich but lonely