Being stuck on a desert island alone
Being stuck on a desert island with your worst enemy
Going to church for the rest of your life
Going to school for the rest of your life
Dumping your BF/GF and then realizing you have strong feelings for him
Finding out your BF/GF dumpped you and he told everyone but you
Being alone with your boss and farting super loud, but no smell
Farting silently and having it smell like a cow died
Being as skinny as a rail and never wanting to eat.
Being fat and always wanting to eat.
Farting in class
Farting while in the Principal's office
Not getting a trophy when you should have gotten one
Recieving a trophy then finding out it was an accident
Getting each of your hairs on your head pulled out one by one
Having each of your eyelashes pulled out one by one?
Having someone contantly poke you in the forehead for eternity
Having someone step on the back of your shoes when you walk for eternity
Accidentally farting out loud during a moment of silence
Uncontrollable laughter during a moment of silence