Having a guy tell you he loves you and not mean it
Having a guy tell you he loves you and then take it back
Having an itch and not being able to scratch it for eternity?
Scratching an itch and scratching it so bad it bleeds and stings for eternity?
Burping while making out
Farting while making out
Using a bathroom that has an echo and everybody can hear you?
Using a dirty, filthy, smelly bathroom?
Forgetting where you parked your car?
Losing your car keys?
Grating the entire bottom of your foot off with a cheese grater?
Peeling your arm from the elbow down with a potato peeler?
A very bad house in a very good location?
A very good house in a very bad location?
Walking on broken glass?
Walking on hot coals?
A roommate who snores at night?
A roommate who talks on the phone all day?
Having all your teeth pulled out one by one?
Having all your toenails pulled off one by one?