Burping at a dinner party with the Queen of England
Farting at a dinner party with the Queen of England
Working with someone who is extremely slow?
Working with someone who is extremely smelly?
Being hated by all but living forever
Being loved by all but finding out that your death date is tomorrow
Not telling them, and having them die/move away the next day
Telling someone you love them, and them saying they don't love you
Getting dumped in a tub of cat poop.
Getting dumped in a tub of cockroaches.
Never being able to see you boyfriend/girlfriend again
Seeing him/her every single day all day and not being able to breakup
Having all your teeth pulled out one by one
Having your toenails pulled off one by one
Having a good idea and never being able to use it.
Having a good idea stolen from you.
Never having any good ideas.
Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.