Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl who is a complete loser?
Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl you already dated?
Having bad breath and no gum
Having something in your teeth and not noticing
To have a job you hate but get paid really well?
To have a job you love but get paid really badly
Being tickled in your armpits?
Being tickled on your feet?
Being stuck on a desert island alone
Being stuck on a desert island with your worst enemy
Going to church for the rest of your life
Going to school for the rest of your life
Dumping your BF/GF and then realizing you have strong feelings for him
Finding out your BF/GF dumpped you and he told everyone but you
Being alone with your boss and farting super loud, but no smell
Farting silently and having it smell like a cow died
Being as skinny as a rail and never wanting to eat.
Being fat and always wanting to eat.
Farting in class
Farting while in the Principal's office