Not telling them, and having them die/move away the next day
Telling someone you love them, and them saying they don't love you
Getting dumped in a tub of cat poop.
Getting dumped in a tub of cockroaches.
Never being able to see you boyfriend/girlfriend again
Seeing him/her every single day all day and not being able to breakup
Having all your teeth pulled out one by one
Having your toenails pulled off one by one
Having a good idea and never being able to use it.
Having a good idea stolen from you.
Never having any good ideas.
Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Being clean and having dirty clothes
Being dirty and having clean clothes
Discovering we are alone in the universe
Discovering we are not alone