Forgetting where you parked your car?
Losing your car keys?
Grating the entire bottom of your foot off with a cheese grater?
Peeling your arm from the elbow down with a potato peeler?
A very bad house in a very good location?
A very good house in a very bad location?
Walking on broken glass?
Walking on hot coals?
A roommate who snores at night?
A roommate who talks on the phone all day?
Having all your teeth pulled out one by one?
Having all your toenails pulled off one by one?
Wearing a costume at a non-costume party
wearing regular clothes at a costume party
Getting buried alive
Sleeping in the same room as your annoying and stinky little brother
Sleeping in the same room as your snoring 90 year old great grandma
Doing something and having it screw up the rest of your life
Not doing something and regretting it for the rest of your life