Never being able to brush your teeth again
Never being able to shower again
To live on your own but have no extra money and pay rent
To live with your parents but have extra money and free rent
Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl who is a complete loser?
Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl you already dated?
Having bad breath and no gum
Having something in your teeth and not noticing
To have a job you hate but get paid really well?
To have a job you love but get paid really badly
Being tickled in your armpits?
Being tickled on your feet?
Being stuck on a desert island alone
Being stuck on a desert island with your worst enemy
Going to church for the rest of your life
Going to school for the rest of your life
Dumping your BF/GF and then realizing you have strong feelings for him
Finding out your BF/GF dumpped you and he told everyone but you
Being alone with your boss and farting super loud, but no smell
Farting silently and having it smell like a cow died