Finding a bug in sandwich
Finding a hair in my soup
Being unemployed
Flipping burgers at a fast food
Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert
Getting stood up by your date
Getting turned down for a date
Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a jelly fish
Blind date for the Prom
No date for the prom
Stretched socks that fall down
Stretched underpants that ride up
Banging my funny bone
Getting kicked in the groin
Losing all my hair
Losing all my teeth
My best friend digs my crush
My crush digs my best friend
